Hahahahahha! Julie I just love your writing. When I read it it feels like a conversation I’m having with my actual best friend who also happens to be named Julie and I laugh my ass off. I feel you sister! I’m currently rolling around in a 2014 Honda, although she’s only got 154k on her, she’s been stolen, my kids sprayed sun screen on the hood, something leaks so it’s always damp and there may be mold on the passenger seatbelt. But she gets me where I need to go! Can’t wait to hear about all the stupid things you buy!!
Good news just in. This post about the candle made me enough money to pay for the candle, and there's a possibility that it could even cover the oil change. Look forward to a paid post for every stupid thing I buy.
You forgot the time we went on a bike ride and came back to find your car was broke into! And the hungry perp put their finger in your left over peanut butter? Yaaaa your car is magical.
Your car is fine, don’t be car shamed. Ride that bitch till the wheels fall off. Me and my Camry with one hubcap stand with you and your Honda.
We should start a car club for beaters where we all drive out to a parking lot on Sunday mornings and show off everything that's wrong with our cars
For sure! We are not alone.
Hahahahahha! Julie I just love your writing. When I read it it feels like a conversation I’m having with my actual best friend who also happens to be named Julie and I laugh my ass off. I feel you sister! I’m currently rolling around in a 2014 Honda, although she’s only got 154k on her, she’s been stolen, my kids sprayed sun screen on the hood, something leaks so it’s always damp and there may be mold on the passenger seatbelt. But she gets me where I need to go! Can’t wait to hear about all the stupid things you buy!!
Thank you, Amy and welcome to Beater Nation where we take pride in everything that is wrong with our cars.!
so what you really need is a car air freshener that smells like this mystical candle
Good news just in. This post about the candle made me enough money to pay for the candle, and there's a possibility that it could even cover the oil change. Look forward to a paid post for every stupid thing I buy.
Yeah but is that brat driving the Mustang as fun and funky as you? F*%k no.
haha. Probably even more fun because she's not dragging around this existential dread. But definitely not as funky.
You forgot the time we went on a bike ride and came back to find your car was broke into! And the hungry perp put their finger in your left over peanut butter? Yaaaa your car is magical.
haha. It was me who put her finger in the peanut butter, but yeah that was so dumb. There was nothing to steal but a plate of fingered peanut butter.
Please open food cookers.
I can join in part of my car door is falling off and I have to hold it to close it