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Oct 9Liked by Julie Fontes

Draft of bookstore Yelp review: “while this was a pleasant enough book store I find it desperately lacking stock of Julie Fontes’ debut memoir.”

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Okay. They finally responded to my email and told me to bring more copies. I’m totally going to make it.

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I love you and your arms! xoxo

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Oct 9Liked by Julie Fontes

Does my head look pointy in that picture?

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Maybe you should have kept your hat that matches everything on your pointy head.

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I'm almost done with your delightful book and can't say I care if your arms look fat or not. Also, gimme the bookstore's number.

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I’m going to leave it up to my mommy to call the bookstore and ask them why they’re being mean to me. I am ecstatic that you are almost done with my book, and that you are calling it delightful! Especially since you thought you were only going to get to four pages. What a compliment!! Thank you

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Um yes and yes. Not a day goes by that I don’t do something ultra cringy or embarrassing. I don’t know how to be any other way. Also still envious about the light phone.

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